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Mike Harris has to go!
Tory Agenda, starving kids!
Food Banks on the rise!
Elderly with no place to go!

Sent in by Ed Gould


You can find a list of Mike Harris' election campaign financial supporters at: http://webhome.idirect.com/~rouleau/corpcont.htm
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Recently a Ph.D. student researching the Internet came across an astonishing list of similarities between Mike Harris and Genghis Khan (aside from their uncanny physical resemblance). These are presented here as a public service.

1. Mike Harris does not have six toes.
Genghis Khan does not have six toes.

2. Genghis Khan led a band of terrifying marauders known as the Golden Horde.
Mike Harris leads a band of terrifying marauders known as the Tories.

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3. Mike Harris ignores his backbenchers.
Genghis Khan once sat on a bench backwards.

4. Genghis Khan had a pet snow lion that needed to be put down.
Mike Harris had a minister, Snobelen, that needed to be put down.

5. Genghis Khan made history.
Mike Harris flunked history.

6. Genghis Khan caused environmental damage that lasted for centuries.
Mike Harris is causing environmental damage that will last for centuries.

7. Genghis Khan was willing to sacrifice anything.
Mike Harris is willing to sacrifice anything for a tax cut.

8. Genghis Khan was known for ruling his empire from horseback.
Mike Harris is known as a horse's ass.

9. Mike Harris has four letters in his first name.
Genghis Khan has four letters in his last name.

10. Genghis Khan caused great pain and suffering.
Mike Harris caused great pain and suffering.

11. Mike Harris defines anyone opposed to his policies as a special interest group.
Genghis Khan defined anyone opposed to his policies as a dead group.

12. Mike Harris once owned a ski resort, but never compromises.
Genghis Khan once resorted to compromise, but never skied.

13. Genghis Khan came from the north and destroyed civilization.
Mike Harris came from the north and destroyed civilization.

-- Harry W from the FTB! site, www3.sympatico.ca./pat-vic/pat-vic


The Kingston Community Day of Action June 8th, 1998


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